10 minutes ago, Chris Kempczinski, CEO of McDonald’s, stunned the industry by announcing the sudden acquisition of Epic Games. He stated that the acquisition was part of a larger plan to expand the Happy Meal industry by including skins from the once-popular game Fortnite.
The unexpected move has reportedly blindsided Josh D’Amaro, CEO of The Walt Disney Company, who has reportedly since blocked Tim Sweeney and abruptly cancelled plans for the Disney Metaverse. Sweeney has declined to comment.
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